The following is an actual conversation of the twins, heard when I put the older one down after nursing him.
Teddy the Younger: Theo my Brother, where did you go? I was ALONE.
Theo the Elder: You were fine, my Brother. I checked to make sure of that before I left; you were deep in slumber. Besides, our Fair Mother looked like she wanted to do something productive. I had to intervene. But now my tummy is full and I am sleepy. It's your turn.
Teddy the Younger: No. Since you are with me again I am going back to sleep.
Theo the Elder: NO! That is not fair. Mommy! MOMMY! IT'S NOT FAIR! MOMMYMOMMYMOMMYMOMMY!!